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Yeah that little spell that Good!Chris mustered up wasn't really anything big. In fact the only thing it was effective in doing? Besides annoying them and getting them to back off was messing up Evil!Paige's rockin' hair. So she had to fix that. Like asap. So fix it she did, and she also managed to glamour away that pesky not quite first degree burns that she got from that little ball of light.
So just where had Evil!Chris orbed them to you might be wondering? The underworld where they can get some minions? The magick school where they can start taking out kiddies like a game at the fair?
Oh no. Far far worse than that. In fact anywhere else could have been construed as an actual plan. However Evil!Chris and Evil!Paige were running planless right now.
They were though drawn to Evil! because well they are evil. So when Evil!Chris orbed them out of the street in front of the Manor they weren't headed anywhere in particular. However when they reformed? They were pleasantly surprised.
The cloud of black orbs reformed into the evilhotness that was Paige and the mulletrockin' that was Chris right smack dab in the middle of the blue. Or in the middle of the San Fransisco Field Office of Wolfram and Hart.
Surprise Surprise? They ARE everywhere.
So this is Evil!Chris and Evil!Paige pretty pleased that the Wolfram and Hart on this side of the mirror? Isnt' Lame. In fact? It ROXORS!
October 11 2005, 01:53:39 UTC 6 years ago
But yeah, kind of weird to wind up some place where you weren't even planning on going. Chris had just wanted them away from the manor, and that half-assed vanquishing spell that his counterpart had attempted to cast on them. So when they rematerialized within the walls of Wolfram and Hart? Chris' first reaction was nothing too swell. After all, they had dealt with Wolfram and Hart before. In their own mirrorverse.
"The law offices of Wolfram and Hart?" He read the sign aloud. "Isn't Wolfram and Hart that do-gooder law firm?" Well, maybe in their dimension. Here? Wolfram and Hart didn't help good people so much as it did those of the evil variety. Which was right up their alley, coincidentally.
Should be amusing, if nothing else.
October 11 2005, 02:24:09 UTC 6 years ago
Evil!Paige skimmed her hand along the counter until it met up with the candy bowl. Oh yeah cause Oral Fixations? Evil. Roxors!! Paige took out a sucker yanked the wrapper off and then tipped the bowl over, spilling the contents all over the receptionist.
"Oops!"
Yeah except not. So just what did it take to find someone that was in charge here? Chris and Paige were powerful, and evil? So hello? Perfect people to be aligned with right now.
"You know what does it take to get actual service in this place?"
October 11 2005, 02:54:02 UTC 6 years ago
Turning away from the front desk, where the receptionist was still putting the assorted candy back into the dish that Paige had 'accidentally' knocked over, Chris watched the hustle and bustle of the lawyer-types while they milled about the office. This place really was evil. Ever wonder what it'd be like to toss a wrench into the well-oiled machine? Well, Chris did. And he was about to find out, too.
Whoosh! That's him waving his hand and causing some random person to go flying off of the second floor, and into a group of people on the ground level where he and Paige were currently standing. Another swing, and various individuals heading out of the elevator were shoved off of their feet and back inside. Yay, this was fun. It's called service, people!
October 11 2005, 04:40:46 UTC 6 years ago
This was kind of pathetic. Sort of like that whole shooting kids in a barrel thing. Which by the way? Where do you think they keep their barrels of kids? Evil Law firm = Barrel of fun. Right?
Oh well. This scene was getting old fast. Maybe this place didn't care about the fact that the Power of Three was broken down.
"What do I have to say OKAY to your little psychics or something? Hello?! Read my thoughts!! I know you have those brain readers in here, my Dog ate some ladies fish back in my world and you little twits figured it out with your nice-ness and thought-trackers. Yeah. Real sweet, but I figure you got a nasty way of handling things here? So let's get with it already!"
Yeah, see yelling to no one? Either Pure Evil, or Pure Crazy. Let's see what they vote.
October 11 2005, 04:44:32 UTC 6 years ago
Amy pushed the doors open and spotted the duo that looked like they belonged in some crazy music video from maybe the early nineties. Yeah, the guy? Needs a hair cut. Mullets usually not so evil, no matter what Billy Ray Cyrus claims. What? You thought Achey Breakey actually was a hit because people liked it? Yeah. Keep thinking that.
"So you wanted service. This isn't a drive through, we actually have standards here. Care to at least tell me who you are?"
Yeah. She is cool. All calm and not so spaztic. Oh, and she can probably go toe to toe with Paige, but lets not try that just yet. Because Magick for Amy? Not so 'natural born'.
October 11 2005, 04:56:14 UTC 6 years ago
"Standards? Please." As if it were a joke in a dump like this one. Still, the person he'd been floating around in the air was released from his telekinetic hold, only to fall into the center fountain with a large splash that spilled a good amount of water out from all sides.
"Something tells me this place isn't much better than the Wolfram and Hart from where we come from." Organized evil was starting to get boring.
October 11 2005, 05:02:03 UTC 6 years ago
"Yeah, I mean this seems a bit too clean cut and nice, for it to be the opposite of our side. Before we start with the whole who are we part? Why not divulge your stats here Miss Corporate Representative. Because I can tell that whoever you are? You don't matter."
Yeah. Paige don't take no sass from former Rats.
October 11 2005, 05:09:13 UTC 6 years ago
PaigePage from Eve and showed up. So she isn't all with the big bad mojo, but at least she is evil. Well sorta. Okay so not at all. Her contract clearly cut all the evil out, but she still worked for them. See this is why Amy doesn't do field assignments."Okay fine. Amy Madison, and I am actual pretty high up. High up enough that they thought to send me instead of pawning you off on one of these people. Because this? Is a field office. Not really a big base of operations."
Yeah there was some mocking in her tone a bit. So what of it?
"Either way, I came from the main branch to sort out just what it is that you are looking for. We have resources available, but only to clients and if you are interesting in our assistance? Well that might be something you should look into."
Yeah, they didn't seem the 'contract' type, but you never know. Signatures make the world go around these days.
October 11 2005, 05:18:32 UTC 6 years ago
"Considering the last time either of us needed a lawyer was just short of never? I don't think we'll be needing these services of yours." He turned from Amy to address Paige now, as if Amy ceased to exist altogether.
"Could be more fun at this main office she's talking about, though." You know, to destroy.
October 11 2005, 05:23:53 UTC 6 years ago
Paige flipped Amy's hair and agreed, that her hair was most def not ROXIN' at all. Paige wins bestest hair.
"So you think paperwork and promises are going to get us all giddy and signing on the dotted line? Yeah... not so much."
Amy seems like the diet coke of evil. Or even worse that annoying Coke with one calorie and no carbs and the Queen song in the ad. Which was bad. In both worlds.
"I think Chris here has a better idea. Let's say we just go to your main branch. So... Amy. Where might that be?"
October 11 2005, 05:29:27 UTC 6 years ago
Fine they wanted to play with the big guns? Let Eve deal with them. She was tired of getting little things that Eve didn't want to deal with handed off to her anyway. She wasn't some corporate lap dog, in fact she had a very specific clause strictly prohibiting that sort of nickname or behavior.
"Well I for one don't have time to play these silly games with the likes of you that is for sure. You want to talk to someone bigger? Fine head to Boston."
If Amy had been practicing her transport spell she could 'try' to beat them there, but instead she had been practicing her Scrabble determined to beat her dad just once.
"Just don't expect anything different. You might be 'evil' and all, but you still seem pretty small time to me."
And well they did. The telekinisis was old hat to Amy. The hair? That was as bad as they seemed to her.
October 11 2005, 05:35:41 UTC 6 years ago
At the mention of Boston? Chris lolled his head back and rolled his eyes for a bit of overdramatic effect. He was so sick of that place. Then again? They might always bump into Todd. And Chris was still set on putting in some target practice with that douche for hitting on his mom back in the other world.
"I say we cast a spell. Nuke Boston. Or at least have one of the hostile countries do it. What are those peace loving countries back in our dimension? North Korea? They have to be pretty volatile here, considering how peace loving they are in our world."
October 11 2005, 05:48:14 UTC 6 years ago
Whatever. Chris wants to blow things up? Kill people? Go for it. Paige didn't get to become his favorite aunt by saying no now did she? Not likely.
"Nuking it might not have that same hands on feeling though Chris. I mean I want to see the look of horror on their faces. It is afterall the thing that makes memories. I say we just head on over and see what the actual big wigs have to say about all of this. Afterall Miss Corporate here doesn't seem to care about anything we had to share."
Yeah cause they did have info. Oh like the Power of Three, and the Book of Shadows, oh and the access to a mirror that can just send people to a pit of evil and hotness. (Because hotness is good when you are evil.)
October 11 2005, 05:58:42 UTC 6 years ago
So Amy not getting the info. Amy? Getting annoyed.
"Look, you weren't all up front about the info, and you wanted to go to the top. I am offering you the chance and now you are dilly-dallying?"
Yeah see? Annoyed.
"Look you want to go to Boston? Go. You want to go back home? Fine with me. Just don't come to us, ask for service then flake when it isn't up to whatever half-cocked scheme you had thought up."
Oooh, Amy is pissed too. Yeah those blue sparks tracing around her fingers? That happens when she gets pissed. It is almost like a mutant thing, but magick. Which is way cooler.
October 11 2005, 06:29:54 UTC 6 years ago
Looked like the not-quite CEO was packing some pretty powerful magics, too. Surprise, surprise. Chris adopted a grin as he proceeded to invade Amy's personal space the way that Paige had only moments prior. Yeah, this was him circling slowly and getting quite a kick at the display you were showing. Rawr.
Yeah, and see the icon? So Chris to Amy right now.
"You're almost cute when you're angry." Still a bit too anal retentive for Chris' liking, though. And yeah, without further ado? He was orbed out of there and headed toward Boston. Fun to be had, most def.
October 11 2005, 06:44:51 UTC 6 years ago
Those sparks were kinda cute too. All spark and no action still the same. Chris orbed out and well if he wasn't going to bring Little Miss Paperwork with Paige could always bring her along for the ride. Afterall the naseau might be worth the effort.
So yeah, another odd but not girl/girl moment later and Paige was a cloud of black orbs out of that office and off to follow Chris to another one more than likely.
He better know the way. Paige wasn't about to go wandering around in the cold city of Boston.